126 Virtual Never Have I Ever Questions for Zoom

About the Virtual deck

Video calls created a completely new set of shared experiences in a very short time, and this deck is made entirely of them.

The obvious ones are here: talking for a full minute on mute, being told you are on mute, unmuting at exactly the wrong moment. So are the worse ones — being heard saying something about the meeting, forgetting a call was still connected, having a notification appear mid presentation.

Then there is the category nobody talks about. Fixing your hair using the video as a mirror. Watching your own square more than the speaker. Hiding self view to stop looking at yourself. Blaming the wifi to leave early. Pretending a screen has frozen while sitting perfectly still.

It ends on the family call questions, which are the ones that get the biggest reaction: talking someone through unmuting for ten minutes, seeing a relative's ceiling for an entire call, telling someone their camera is upside down. Works for remote teams, distant families and quiz nights.

All 126 virtual never have i ever questions

Never have I ever joined a call two minutes late every single time.

Never have I ever joined early and sat in silence with one other person.

Never have I ever waited in a lobby wondering if I had the right link.

Never have I ever clicked a link that opened the wrong app.

Never have I ever downloaded software thirty seconds before a call.

Never have I ever updated an app while people waited.

Never have I ever joined from a phone because a laptop failed.

Never have I ever joined twice by accident.

Never have I ever appeared as two people in the same meeting.

Never have I ever used the wrong account and had a strange display name.

Never have I ever had a display name I could not change.

Never have I ever been in a call as someone else's device name.

Never have I ever forgotten my own microphone existed.

Never have I ever talked for a full minute on mute.

Never have I ever been told you are on mute.

Never have I ever said sorry I was on mute.

Never have I ever unmuted at exactly the wrong moment.

Never have I ever been heard saying something about the meeting.

Never have I ever forgotten a call was still connected.

Never have I ever left a call by closing the laptop lid.

Never have I ever pretended to leave and stayed listening.

Never have I ever turned my camera off to do something else.

Never have I ever turned my camera off to eat.

Never have I ever eaten on camera and regretted it.

Never have I ever drunk something and made a noise.

Never have I ever been caught yawning.

Never have I ever yawned with the camera on and no excuse.

Never have I ever stretched and forgotten the frame.

Never have I ever stood up and revealed far too much.

Never have I ever worn something smart only above the waist.

Never have I ever changed clothes between two calls.

Never have I ever joined a call from bed.

Never have I ever joined a call from a car.

Never have I ever joined a call from a bathroom.

Never have I ever joined a call while walking.

Never have I ever joined a call in a place with terrible signal.

Never have I ever blamed the wifi to leave early.

Never have I ever pretended my screen froze.

Never have I ever frozen mid sentence for real.

Never have I ever had a call drop at the worst possible moment.

Never have I ever repeated myself three times because of lag.

Never have I ever given up and typed it in the chat.

Never have I ever typed something in the wrong chat.

Never have I ever sent a private message to everyone.

Never have I ever laughed at a private message on camera.

Never have I ever had a side conversation during a call.

Never have I ever been in a side chat about the call.

Never have I ever screenshotted a call.

Never have I ever been screenshotted mid expression.

Never have I ever seen a truly unflattering thumbnail of myself.

Never have I ever hidden self view to stop staring at myself.

Never have I ever fixed my hair using the video as a mirror.

Never have I ever checked my own square more than the speaker.

Never have I ever used a filter in a serious meeting.

Never have I ever been unable to turn a filter off.

Never have I ever had a virtual background glitch around my head.

Never have I ever used a background to hide a mess.

Never have I ever had a real background disaster.

Never have I ever had someone walk behind me on camera.

Never have I ever had a pet climb onto my desk.

Never have I ever had a pet appear and stolen the meeting.

Never have I ever had a child appear mid sentence.

Never have I ever had a doorbell go during a presentation.

Never have I ever had a delivery arrive at the worst moment.

Never have I ever apologised for noise that was not mine.

Never have I ever blamed a neighbour for a sound.

Never have I ever heard something through a wall and pretended not to.

Never have I ever heard someone's household argument.

Never have I ever heard a very loud typing colleague.

Never have I ever muted someone else in a meeting.

Never have I ever been muted by someone else.

Never have I ever put a hand up and been ignored.

Never have I ever used a reaction instead of speaking.

Never have I ever reacted with the wrong emoji.

Never have I ever clapped with a button.

Never have I ever used a reaction and immediately removed it.

Never have I ever voted in a poll incorrectly.

Never have I ever been the only vote for something.

Never have I ever answered a poll without reading it.

Never have I ever shared the wrong screen.

Never have I ever shared a screen with a personal tab open.

Never have I ever had a notification pop up while presenting.

Never have I ever had a very personal notification appear.

Never have I ever scrambled to close something.

Never have I ever shown my desktop and its chaos.

Never have I ever had a file name I did not want read out.

Never have I ever opened the wrong version of a document.

Never have I ever presented something unfinished.

Never have I ever improvised an entire slide.

Never have I ever read slides word for word.

Never have I ever lost my place in my own presentation.

Never have I ever asked can everyone see my screen and nobody answered.

Never have I ever asked can you hear me repeatedly.

Never have I ever had a whole conversation with a frozen image.

Never have I ever talked to someone who had already left.

Never have I ever realised I was the only one left in a call.

Never have I ever stayed in an empty call for a while.

Never have I ever left a call without saying goodbye.

Never have I ever done an awkward wave to end a call.

Never have I ever waved and then fumbled for the button.

Never have I ever been the last face on screen.

Never have I ever tried to leave and clicked the wrong thing.

Never have I ever ended a call for everyone by accident.

Never have I ever scheduled a call in the wrong time zone.

Never have I ever missed a call because of a calendar error.

Never have I ever double booked two calls.

Never have I ever attended two calls at once.

Never have I ever muted one call to speak on another.

Never have I ever been asked a question while on another call.

Never have I ever lost track of which meeting I was in.

Never have I ever referred to the wrong project entirely.

Never have I ever called someone by the wrong name on camera.

Never have I ever forgotten who was in the meeting.

Never have I ever said something assuming someone was not there.

Never have I ever been surprised by who was on the call.

Never have I ever done a quiz night over video.

Never have I ever played a game over video with friends.

Never have I ever had a birthday over video.

Never have I ever raised a glass to a screen.

Never have I ever sung happy birthday with terrible lag.

Never have I ever had a family call with everyone talking at once.

Never have I ever taught a relative how to join a call.

Never have I ever talked someone through unmuting for ten minutes.

Never have I ever seen a relative's ceiling for an entire call.

Never have I ever seen only a forehead for a whole conversation.

Never have I ever told someone their camera was upside down.

Frequently asked questions

How do you play over a video call?

Share your screen, or have one person read the cards aloud. Everyone holds up fingers to the camera, which is more fun than it sounds.

Is it appropriate for a work call?

Yes. The deck is entirely about calls themselves, with nothing personal or inappropriate in it.

Does it work for family calls?

Very well. The last section is written specifically for calls with relatives of different technical confidence.

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