Dirty Never Have I Ever Questions

About the Dirty deck

A quick warning about what this deck is not. It is not explicit. There is nothing here about body parts, nothing graphic, and nothing you would have to apologise for reading out at a table.

What it is, is the deck about romance going sideways. Crushes kept secret for a year. The message drafted eleven times and then deleted. The ex looked up at midnight. The person you crossed the street to avoid. The date you escaped with a fake phone call. It is the part of everyone's life that produces the best stories and the most reluctance to tell them.

That reluctance is the point. These questions are written to make people hesitate for a second before answering, which is exactly when the room leans in. The rule we used while writing this deck: if it could not be read out loud at a dinner table, it did not go in. That keeps it playable with friends, at a party, or on a night out, without anyone having to check who is listening.

All 184 dirty never have i ever questions

Never have I ever had a crush on a friend's sibling.

Never have I ever had a crush on a teacher.

Never have I ever had a crush on someone purely because of their voice.

Never have I ever fancied someone and never once admitted it.

Never have I ever kept a crush secret for over a year.

Never have I ever pretended to like a hobby to spend time with someone.

Never have I ever learned about something boring just to impress a crush.

Never have I ever shown up somewhere hoping to run into someone.

Never have I ever taken a longer route past someone's house.

Never have I ever changed my plans entirely because of one person.

Never have I ever chosen a seat based on who was sitting nearby.

Never have I ever arrived early somewhere just to look relaxed.

Never have I ever changed outfit more than three times before a date.

Never have I ever asked a friend to rate my outfit before going out.

Never have I ever cancelled a date because of nerves.

Never have I ever invented an excuse to leave a bad date early.

Never have I ever had a friend call me with a fake emergency.

Never have I ever pretended my phone died to end a conversation.

Never have I ever stayed on a date far longer than I wanted to be polite.

Never have I ever laughed at a joke on a date that was not funny.

Never have I ever pretended to like a restaurant a date chose.

Never have I ever split a bill and quietly resented it.

Never have I ever let someone else pay on a first date every time.

Never have I ever been on a date that ended in complete silence.

Never have I ever gone on a date and forgotten their name halfway.

Never have I ever looked someone up online before meeting them.

Never have I ever checked a date's photos going back several years.

Never have I ever asked a friend to look someone up for me.

Never have I ever judged someone entirely by their profile picture.

Never have I ever swiped based on a pet in the photo.

Never have I ever used a photo that was a few years old.

Never have I ever described myself more generously than was strictly true.

Never have I ever exaggerated my height.

Never have I ever lied about liking something on a profile.

Never have I ever kept talking to someone I had no intention of meeting.

Never have I ever replied to a message hours later on purpose.

Never have I ever waited before replying to seem less keen.

Never have I ever drafted a message and asked a friend to approve it.

Never have I ever rewritten a single message more than five times.

Never have I ever sent a message and watched for the reply constantly.

Never have I ever read a message and left it on purpose.

Never have I ever texted an ex late at night.

Never have I ever deleted a message before it sent.

Never have I ever regretted a message the second it delivered.

Never have I ever tried to unsend something too late.

Never have I ever sent a message to the wrong person entirely.

Never have I ever texted someone about them by mistake.

Never have I ever screenshotted a conversation and sent it to a friend.

Never have I ever had my messages read out loud by friends.

Never have I ever asked friends to decode a single text.

Never have I ever overanalysed one word for an entire evening.

Never have I ever checked whether someone was online.

Never have I ever noticed someone stopped replying and pretended not to care.

Never have I ever been ghosted.

Never have I ever ghosted someone myself.

Never have I ever pretended not to see someone in public.

Never have I ever hidden in a shop aisle to avoid an ex.

Never have I ever crossed the street to avoid an awkward hello.

Never have I ever unfollowed someone quietly after a breakup.

Never have I ever looked at an ex's profile long after it was healthy.

Never have I ever looked at an ex's new partner's profile.

Never have I ever accidentally liked a very old photo while looking.

Never have I ever been caught looking at someone's profile.

Never have I ever kept a photo of an ex far too long.

Never have I ever kept a gift from an ex and still use it.

Never have I ever kept a hoodie that was never mine.

Never have I ever given back belongings in a dramatic way.

Never have I ever driven past somewhere just because of a memory.

Never have I ever listened to one song on repeat after a breakup.

Never have I ever made an entire playlist about one person.

Never have I ever written a message at 2am and deleted it by morning.

Never have I ever cried over someone I knew was wrong for me.

Never have I ever got back together with someone twice.

Never have I ever taken someone back I said I never would.

Never have I ever stayed in something far longer than I should have.

Never have I ever ended a relationship over text.

Never have I ever been broken up with in a public place.

Never have I ever been broken up with and not seen it coming at all.

Never have I ever pretended to be fine immediately after a breakup.

Never have I ever celebrated a breakup with friends.

Never have I ever changed my hair after a breakup.

Never have I ever booked a trip to get over someone.

Never have I ever downloaded a dating app the same week.

Never have I ever deleted and reinstalled a dating app more than three times.

Never have I ever kissed someone on a first date.

Never have I ever kissed someone and regretted it instantly.

Never have I ever kissed someone to win a dare.

Never have I ever kissed someone at midnight on new year.

Never have I ever had a first kiss that went badly wrong.

Never have I ever bumped noses or teeth going in for a kiss.

Never have I ever gone in for a kiss and been left hanging.

Never have I ever been kissed on the cheek when expecting more.

Never have I ever kissed someone my friends warned me about.

Never have I ever dated someone my family never liked.

Never have I ever hidden a relationship from my parents.

Never have I ever introduced a partner as a friend.

Never have I ever pretended someone was just a colleague.

Never have I ever had a secret relationship at work.

Never have I ever flirted to get better service.

Never have I ever flirted my way out of a small fine.

Never have I ever used a compliment purely to get something.

Never have I ever been complimented and lost the ability to speak.

Never have I ever blushed and had someone point it out.

Never have I ever been told I was obvious about liking someone.

Never have I ever been set up by friends without warning.

Never have I ever been the third wheel on purpose.

Never have I ever been the third wheel by accident.

Never have I ever gone on a double date that went badly.

Never have I ever matched with someone I knew in real life.

Never have I ever matched with a friend's ex.

Never have I ever matched with a colleague.

Never have I ever matched with someone and never mentioned it again.

Never have I ever dated two people in the same friend group.

Never have I ever had a crush on two people at once.

Never have I ever chosen the wrong one.

Never have I ever been jealous of someone with no right to be.

Never have I ever checked a partner's phone.

Never have I ever been caught checking a partner's phone.

Never have I ever tested someone to see what they would say.

Never have I ever pretended not to mind something I very much minded.

Never have I ever said I was fine when I was not.

Never have I ever gone quiet instead of saying what was wrong.

Never have I ever started an argument about something much smaller.

Never have I ever apologised first just to end an argument.

Never have I ever won an argument and felt worse.

Never have I ever lied about where I had been.

Never have I ever lied about who I was with.

Never have I ever kept a friendship secret because of a partner.

Never have I ever been told I was too much by someone.

Never have I ever been told I was not enough by someone.

Never have I ever been someone's rebound.

Never have I ever had someone as a rebound.

Never have I ever stayed friends with an ex and it worked.

Never have I ever stayed friends with an ex and it definitely did not.

Never have I ever been invited to an ex's wedding.

Never have I ever attended a wedding of someone I once dated.

Never have I ever caught the bouquet and panicked.

Never have I ever danced with someone I was not supposed to.

Never have I ever been asked to dance and said no out of nerves.

Never have I ever said no to someone I wanted to say yes to.

Never have I ever said yes when I meant no.

Never have I ever left a party because one person was there.

Never have I ever stayed at a party because one person was there.

Never have I ever waited by a door hoping someone would arrive.

Never have I ever given someone my number on paper.

Never have I ever given someone a fake number.

Never have I ever been given a fake number.

Never have I ever asked a friend to ask for someone's number.

Never have I ever slid into a message thread with no plan whatsoever.

Never have I ever used a terrible opening line.

Never have I ever been on the receiving end of a truly awful line.

Never have I ever laughed at someone's attempt and felt bad.

Never have I ever turned someone down badly and still think about it.

Never have I ever realised far too late that someone liked me.

Never have I ever missed every single hint.

Never have I ever been told years later that someone had a crush on me.

Never have I ever had a relationship end because of distance.

Never have I ever fallen for someone I met on holiday.

Never have I ever kept in touch with a holiday romance for exactly one week.

Never have I ever had a summer romance I still think about.

Never have I ever written someone's name somewhere I should not have.

Never have I ever doodled a name in a notebook.

Never have I ever made a secret nickname for someone.

Never have I ever had a nickname I hated and never said so.

Never have I ever pretended to be over someone I was not.

Never have I ever told everyone I was fine and told one person the truth.

Never have I ever asked a friend to find out if someone liked me.

Never have I ever passed a note for someone else.

Never have I ever been the messenger in someone else's romance.

Never have I ever set two friends up successfully.

Never have I ever set two friends up disastrously.

Never have I ever been the reason a couple met.

Never have I ever been blamed for a breakup.

Never have I ever kept a secret about a friend's relationship.

Never have I ever known something I should have said sooner.

Never have I ever held hands in public for the first time nervously.

Never have I ever walked the long way home just to talk longer.

Never have I ever stayed on a call until someone fell asleep.

Never have I ever talked to someone until the sun came up.

Never have I ever missed a whole night's sleep for one conversation.

Never have I ever been late to work because of one person.

Never have I ever changed a life plan because of someone.

Never have I ever moved somewhere for a relationship.

Never have I ever regretted not saying something when I had the chance.

Frequently asked questions

How dirty is this deck really?

Cheeky, not crude. Think secret crushes, regrettable texts and bad dates. Nothing explicit and no adult content of any kind.

Is there an age restriction?

There is no age gate because there is nothing here that needs one, but the questions assume dating experience so they land best with adults.

What if someone does not want to answer?

Anyone can pass at any time. Agree on that before you start — the game is better when people feel able to skip one and stay in the round.

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